Great Line from “Team America: World Police”
There are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks, reckless and arrogant they are, just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then, you got your asshole who wants to shit all over everything.
So pussies may get mad at dicks once in awhile because pussies get fucked by dicks. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls.
The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that but sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves because pussies are an inch and a half away from assholes.
If dicks weren’t allowed to fuck assholes, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
Later in the movie the three types of people are mentioned again.
We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong is an asshole.
Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.
The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.
I don’t know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!